October 2011
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So my list of dislikes goes like this....
In no particular order…
1. Horses
2. Battenburg Cake
3. Tequila
4. Adele (Singer)
5. Short pronged forks
6. People who take forever to tell a fucking story
7. Terry’s Chocolate Orange(s)
8. Kids who decide to buy Nirvana vinyl records to look cool
9. People who ask for chicken burger happy meals when they clearly don’t exist around my way.
10. 8 year old kids who wear...
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Just chose a mid day nap over going to work for...
It’s safe to say I am genuinely fucked and need a good 6 hours sleep before I become human again
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So my name clearly fits the urban definition...... →
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lovely night in with my Flip.
he cooked spicy chicken pizza from scratch and everything (and I’m still alive).
If u no hear from me 2moro i am ded from chiken poisonin.
p.s we watched Despicable Me and it is AMAZING!
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When good blogs start posting naked pictures of...
omg I can just go stand naked in front of a mirror if I want to see that shit. Stop it, they’re hurting my eyes.
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Day 19
and The Grudge/Morticia/Wolf-Tash-a-naynay is still fucking blowing her nose. Tonight I came to the conclusion that she was brought up by Bagheera and Baloo and she is clearly the love child of Mowgli and a wolf beast. She storms around like one of the elephants and her nose blowing is similar to that of an elephants trumpet therefore she was brought up in a fucking jungle. I would like to dispose...
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jossistheboss asked: Everything is creepy tonight Smashaz. Looks like I'll have to bring back the peacocks.
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Fucked up people will click on this link. I... →
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