So I was just casually having a pint in a practically empty pub and Justin Vernon unexpectedly just strolls onto a tiny raised platform and plays an acoustic set while I sit there crying with happiness. So we walk off together and my nana starts taking pictures of us as if he’s my boyfriend or something (but actually my boyfriend is hotter than Justin Vernon, he just can’t sing as beautifully) and he starts singing songs that I name (to me), so we carry on walking and sit in this cutest little cafe. And then I wake up. WHY DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP?!
I am aware that this is my second rant about people covering Bon Iver songs but it just makes the person that is covering it look like a fucking tit. No one can put the same heart and passion as Justin Vernon does so like word of advice on my behalf… If you’re going to try cover Bon Iver… Just don’t. Save your breath please.
All covers of any of their songs should be thrown into a volcano. YOU CAN’T GET THE SAME EMOTION NOR WILL YOU EVER BE AS GOOD AS JUSTIN VERNON SO SAVE YOUR BREATH YOU IMBECILES.
JUSTIN VERNON HAS BETTER FUCKING SONGS, STOP HOPPING ON THE BANDWAGON YOU DICKHEADS